i’m really fucked up, cynical, and sometimes sadistic
i get laughs out of it
sometimes i tell people things i think is really funny but from a societal point of view would be considered really really really fucked up
yet we both laugh and have fun
i love my friends who share similar points of views
everyone should watch this movie trailer and the movie when it comes out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul4CZrnEFxU
God Bless America.
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look,…
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Jon Stewart quoting Pokémon. My thirteen-year-old self just jumped on the sofa in joy.
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Via theira
feelin like this right now
dont need another perfect lie
tell me what you want to hear
sick of all the insincere
so i’m gonna give all my secrets away….
fvck the police
BEST THING TO DO ON AN AIRPLANE
1. Remove your laptop from a bag.
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully.
3. Turn it on.
4. Ensure the passenger next to you is watching.
5. Connect to the Internet
6. Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the sky as if in a prayer.
7. Take a deep breath and open this site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Turn and observe the facial expression of your neighbour.
HAHAHAHAH
cause there’s internet on the airplane 50,000 ft up in the sky ……….
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About me
You can't trust the system.
